1. A couple of titles below betray my Arkansas public school education. The titles should refer to places I have "awakened", not awoken.
2. Ocean's 12 is the best summer movie I've seen all year.
3. I should not drink on an empty stomach. Actually, I already know this, but had to be introduced to the concept once again. For the hundredth time.
4. Just because I have some popcorn at Ocean's 12 doesn't mean I don't have an empty stomach.
5. If I can't find my car after drinking on an empty stomach, it doesn't necessarily mean its been towed. It means I'm a dumbass.
6. Crazy Cat Lady has made it onto the "Drink and Dial" list. This means she gets to look forward to calls at all hours of the night and being asked questions such as "What are you wearing?" and "Do you have any beer?" The best thing is, once you make it on the list, you can never get off. I'm still calling Crazy Dog Lady and we broke up five years ago, she lives in Connecticut ans she's married.
Congratulations, sweetie!
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