Places I;ve Awoken After a Night With My Mistress

Alcohol (other than my bed or couch):



Beds, couches and floors of apartments and houses of various friends, acquiantenances, strangers, and bar pickups



My own living room floor (post law firm Christmas party - still had on shirt, tie and jacket, but no pants and only one shoe.)



Strip Club VIP Room



Movie Theater (twice)



Front steps of girlfriend's apartment building (college - I either forgot the entry code to the door or was too faced to correctly enter it. Instead of going home, did the next best thing, conk out on concrete steps in 55 degree weather)



Hotel room in Memphis (college - evening started in Oxford, MS. I don't know the circumstances under which a trip to Memphis seemed like a good idea)



Hotel room in Biloxi (college - evening started in New Orleans. At some point girlfriend and I decided we wanted to fuck on the beach. Things went awry on the way)



Beach in Biloxi



Greyhound bus en route to Mobile (college - practical joke executed poorly due to getting shithoused in a shot contest)



Front lawn



Chair in lobby of police station in Paris, France



The levee in New Orleans



Couch in the lobby of my dorm in New York (law school - have no earthly idea why I didn't make it the extra 30 feet to the elevators)



Park bench in Washington Square Park in New York (law school - again, two blocks from the dorm - don't know why I couldn't make it)



Cabs (twice)



Gazebo in Audubon Park in New Orleans (college)



Bathtub (post New Year's Eve party 1994)



Christ, I'm going to go organize my own intervention.