Nice facility, cheap admission and good people watching. For example, a few years ago, I saw a little girl (perhaps 9 or so) pushing around what appeared to be a corpse in a wheelchair. The figure in the chair was a man around (I'm guessing) 80+. His skin had all manner of blotches and marks and general grossness. He looked to be asleep (or dead!), with his head leaning to his right, mouth open, and eyes closed.
The girl was running the wheelchair as fast as she could push it toward walls, then changing direction at the last minute, while the poor guy in the chair was zoned out in his own world.
The old man was the only adult in proximity of said child.
As she careened this guy around, she yelled, "I'm a crazy driver, Grandpa!!!"
Think you can file an insurance claim and blame her for some of your dents? Sounds like the other adult witness wouldn't know the difference.
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