This is an update of my first mini-review, first published in late 2004. I had just gotten back from what I was convinced at the time was the worst movie of all time. I was so excited I immediately emailed my fellow nerd the following:
"This is absolutely the worst movie I've ever paid money to see - and I've paid to see Jumpin' Jack Flash and Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion!
The first two acts are bad "Seven" rip off, which is fine, I was bored, but able to entertain myself by tolling up the shots ripped off from better movies. However, the third act is transcendant in how horrible it is. The only, and I mean only, skill the director displayed is that I figured out the killer in the first 30 seconds, then he had me thinking it was someone else for a while. In the end, my initial instincts were correct.
Go see this movie!!!!"
What a rave!
This is Will -- sadly this is all too true -- so spoke to an ex of mine thats also an ex-escort -- offered to give her advice on the business!! Like I said -- cant make this shit up!!!
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