If
I were asked to give advice to a young person, I would say that at some
point in my life I lived in an apartment where the sole decoration was a
Cindy Crawford poster where she was wearing an American flag bikini.
Why that poster?
Well, among me an my three roommates, we couldn't afford a Nagel print and didn't know how to get a knockoff.
This is the kind of decision that is made when you put the four best minds of their generation together in 1990. Needless to say, there was an unending stream of women in and out of that apartment.
That last sentence is a lie. But, young person, it can get better!
Why that poster?
Well, among me an my three roommates, we couldn't afford a Nagel print and didn't know how to get a knockoff.
This is the kind of decision that is made when you put the four best minds of their generation together in 1990. Needless to say, there was an unending stream of women in and out of that apartment.
That last sentence is a lie. But, young person, it can get better!
Are they looking for "God Damned Dr. Pepper Guy"?
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