GOD'S COMMANDMENT(S):
DIFFICULTY OF FOLLOWING COMMANDMENT(S):
GOD'S DEATH TOLL THIS CHAPTER:
GOD'S RUNNING DEATH TOLL:
Genesis 10:
Genesis 11:
GOD'S COMMANDMENT(S):
Genesis 11:6-7: Don't get above
your pay grade and try to complete a tower because that will make
nothing impossible. And God don't want that. Punishment, confusement
of the language and you end up scattering.
DIFFICULTY OF FOLLOWING COMMANDMENT(S):
Sounds like a lot of work and I'm comfortable with English. I'll pass on the tower building.
GOD'S DEATH TOLL THIS CHAPTER:
Nothing, yet.
GOD'S RUNNING DEATH TOLL:
Genesis 12:
GOD'S COMMANDMENT(S):
Genesis 12:5 - Don't curse Abram. If you do, God will curse you.
Genesis
12:17 - Don't believe Abram when he tells you his wife is his sister.
Because if you take Abram's "sister" into your harem innocently, God
punishes you with plagues. Because that makes sense somehow.
DIFFICULTY OF FOLLOWING COMMANDMENT(S):
I don't know Abram and don't believe I've ever cursed anyone, so think that one's pretty easy to comply with.
Believing
a lie to stock my harem with a beautiful woman? Can't say I've ever
come across that problem. Reason one would be the "not having a harem"
thing. I'm feeling good about the ease of complying with these laws.
GOD'S DEATH TOLL THIS CHAPTER:
GOD'S RUNNING DEATH TOLL:
Genesis 13:
Genesis 14:
Genesis 15:
Genesis 16:
Genesis 17:
Genesis 18:
Genesis 19:
GOD'S COMMANDMENT(S):
Genesis 19:5-9 - Not an explicit
commandment, but threatening homosexual gang rape and attempted breaking
and entering gets you blinded and later destroyed by fire and brimstone
(Genesis 5:24).
Genesis 19:26 - Looking at a burning city after being instructed not to yields turned into salt.
Genesis
19:33 - Getting your father drunk and raping him is unpunished, except
that your weirdness is retold in the most popular book in the world for
the next three to five thousand years at the least.
DIFFICULTY OF FOLLOWING COMMANDMENT(S):
Most
of us are not tempted by threatening gang rape, much less breaking into
an abode to do. Should be pretty simple to avoid this one.
GOD'S DEATH TOLL THIS CHAPTER:
The entire population of Sodom and Gomorrah, save Lot and his two daughters.
GOD'S RUNNING DEATH TOLL:
The entire population of Sodom and Gomorrah, save Lot and his two daughters.
Genesis 20:
GOD'S COMMANDMENT(S):
Genesis 20:2-4 - Don't take a
married woman into your harem, even if she and her husband tell the half
lie that she's not married. Luckily, if you do not touch her, even
after believing the lie, you don't offend God (Genesis 20:6).
DIFFICULTY OF FOLLOWING COMMANDMENT(S):
Seems pretty simple to me.
GOD'S DEATH TOLL THIS CHAPTER:
GOD'S RUNNING DEATH TOLL:
The entire population of Sodom and Gomorrah, except Lot and his daughters.
Genesis 21:
GOD'S COMMANDMENT(S):
DIFFICULTY OF FOLLOWING COMMANDMENT(S):
GOD'S DEATH TOLL THIS CHAPTER:
GOD'S RUNNING DEATH TOLL:
The entire population of Sodom and Gomorrah, except Lot and his daughters.
Genesis 22:
GOD'S COMMANDMENT(S):
Sacrifice your son if God tells you to.
DIFFICULTY OF FOLLOWING COMMANDMENT(S):
I would hope this would be impossible for you to do.
GOD'S DEATH TOLL THIS CHAPTER:
One ram.
GOD'S RUNNING DEATH TOLL:
The entire population of Sodom and Gomorrah, except Lot and his daughters. One ram.
Genesis 23:
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